Christmas

Me: OH MIIIIICCCHHHAAAEEEELLLL!!!! COME HEEEERREEEEEEE!!!!!
Michael: *rushes in room* Shh!! You'll wake up Jamie!!
Amanda:....so?
Michael: -_- Yes?
Me: LOOKIT!! *holds up Santa suit*
Michael:...what is THAT??
Amanda: It's Theodore Roosevelt WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE IT IS?!
Michael: -.-+ WHY do you have a Santa Claus suit, Alesha?
Me: Cause YOU'RE gonna wear it! ^^
Michael: Uhh....no.
Me: TT Oh come ONNNNNN!!! Jamie would LOVE it!! She's the only reason we celebrate Christmas around here, so you might as well go all out for her!
Michael: I'm NOT wearing that thing though.
Amanda: But it would Jamie so happy!! And when she gets older it would be a wonderful memory to look back on!!
Me: Plus it was just kinda hanging around from Freddy's day job and he said you could borrow it.
Amanda: Oo Is that why the mall Santa kept touching me in weird places?
Michael: Oe....riiiiiiiight.....anyways, still not putting that on.
Me: BUT WHYYYYYYYY???
Michael: Because I'd look like an idiot in that.
Me: No you wouldn't!
Amanda: You'd look like the BEST UNCLE EVA!!
Me: EXACTACTACTACTALLY!!!
Michael: Girls, I-
Amanda: YOU KNOW YOU'D LOOK FREAKING SEXAH IN THAT BEARD!!
Michael&I: Oe WHAT?!
Amanda: Yeah.....you heard me....DOOOO IIIITTTTT!!
Michael: Oo Umm....still no.
both: YUUUUUSSSSSS!!!
Michael: No...
both: YUS
Michael: No.
Both: Y-U-S!! JOOOOOIIIINNN UUUUSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Michael: Oo.....no....
Me: TT Fine then.....Freddy will do it.
Michael: OO NO!
Me: He already said he would if you wouldn't so HA!
Michael: But he'll-
Me: FREEEEEDDDDYYYYY!!!!!???
Michael: TT FINE I'LL DO IT!!
Me: YAY! hands him Santa suit* ^^
Amanda: You should change in that right in front of us....yup....
both: Oe
Michael: Yea-no. I'm just going to....go in here....and change.... *goes in another room*
Me: You got the camera Amanda?
Amanda: Ooooohhh yeah! *pulls out video camera*
Me: *giggle* This is going to make AWESOME blackmail!! But do me a favour?
Amanda: What?
Me: DON'T video tape his ass the entire time?
Amanda: T^T BUT THAT'S THE BEST PART!!
Me: *facepalm* Just, don't, PLEASE??
Amanda: T^T FINE!
Me: ^^
Michael: *walks back in in Santa suit* TT I feel so stupid....
Me: Oo....*bursts into laughter*
Amanda: OO ZOMG! *drools*
Michael: TT++ You two...are SO weird.
both: Soooooooo?
Me: YOU'RE the one standing there in a Santa suit, I wouldn't be calling us weird right now!
Michael: -_-+ Just...let's get this over with already?
Me: Okay, I'll go wake Jamie! *runs and wakes up Jamie*
Amanda: *stands drooling over Michael*
Michael: Oo......
Me: *walks out with Jamie* Look who's here to see you Jamie! ^^
Michael: He-
Amanda: DEEPER!! *elbows him in windpipe*
Michael: Oe *coughs*
Jamie: OO.....
Michael: *glares at Amanda*
Amanda: *points to Jamie* Remember?
Michael: TT *in deep voice* Hello little Jamie!!
Jamie: OO.....
Michael: *takes step towards her*
Jamie: OO AHH!!! *screams and runs back in room*
Me: Oo....ummm?
Amanda: OO I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING!!
Me: What?
Amanda: Jamie's scared of Santa. ^^
Michael: T.T
Me: *facepalm* You could've told us that BEFORE she ran to her room screaming?!
Amanda: But then Kitty would've taken off the Santa suit, AND HE'S SO SMEXY IN IT!! *drools*
Michael: Oe.....
Me: Well it could get worse I guess.
Michael: How?
Freddy: *bursts in door* ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS BIT-CHES!! CAUSE THAT'S WHO I REALLY LOVE TO SEE!!
Me: TT+ Exhibit A.