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Grell's Little Sebastian

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"Oh, you're such an aDOREable little sweetheart, aren't you my GOREGOUS little Sebastian~??" The crimson reaper crooned sweetly to a little jet-black fuzzy kitten. The kitten stared up with wide amber eyes into the double-iris light and dark green eyes of its master and mewed, the bell-sweet sound not carrying any farther than the reaper's highly sensitive ears. He giggled with delight at the sound and nuzzled his face against the soft fur of the kitten's, relishing the tickling sensation it brought to his soft, pale skin. He looked at the kitten's bright pink padded paws and squeezed gently on the rose coloured pads with one hand, then with the other carefully fingered the sharp little clear claws that slid out part the way from their hiding spaces in the furry paw.

"My my my, what sharp claws you have my dear! The better to catch your juicy prey with, hmm?" Grell mused then smiled, showing off his array of razor-sharp teeth to the little animal he had dubbed with the name Sebastian. He scratched behind Sebastian's left ear, and in response a low purring slowly started rising from the tiny body of the kitten. Grell's smile widened as he felt Sebastian vibrate with the purring as he cradled him close to his body with his left arm, becoming totally absorbed in the cat while he simply reclined in his cushy red office chair.

Some time later, about when Sebastian had started dozing off in his master's loving care, Grell was snapped out of his daydream of the kitten by a familiar voice speaking smoothly through the intercom that was wired into his office.

"Sutcliff, please come into my office as soon as possible." Grell knew the voice well, it belonged to one of his loves, William, but he was reluctant to respond. He didn't want to just leave Sebastian in his office, all alone, even if he was only just going to sleep… with barely any audible protest from the young creature, Grell carefully slipped Sebastian into one of his red coat's inner pockets then left his office, heading over to Williams. As much as he loved his dear Will, he was a bit surprised to find himself wanting to get this over with as soon as possible so that he could quickly return to his office and go back to coddling with his dear Sebas-Chan. Approaching William's closed office door, he rapped his black-gloved knuckles rhythmically against the frosted windowpane that was built in.

"Knock knock knooooock~!" Grell called. There was a small click! as the door was unlocked from the inside and the silver knob turned. Grell watched his love appear in front of him as the door was swung open, looking as…..entertained…as ever. Grell struck a pose and sang in his flamboyant voice;
"Heelllllooooo Willlll, love~ WhatEVER could you be wanting me in your office for, hmmm?" Grell winked and watched as William seemed to almost deflate just a smidgen.
"Come in, Sutcliff." William moved to the side to let Grell in, closing his office door behind the crimson Shinigami. Grell opened his sharp mouth to speak, but William quickly cut him off before he could make some rather disturbing and highly sexual remark to the Shinigami in black.

"Sutcliff, you've been seriously slacking in your work lately. Your To-Die list is getting fairly extensive, I've seen just about no paperwork at all from you this week, you've come in late three separate times this week already, and because of your laziness the soul accounts are starting to tip out of balance, causing the rest of the Shinigami to have to work unpaid overtime because, sadly, you're one of the best workers we have here, and because you're slacking, the rest of us have to pick up your work for you. Why are you slacking so much all of the sudden??"
"Well, you see, Will, dear, I've been a bit busy lately with….other things."
"Such as…?"
"Well….my children, for one. There's also-"
"Sutcliff," William interrupted, then pushed his glasses back up on his face with his own scythe. "You're a male….you CAN'T have children. We've been over this before. MANY times before, actually." Will added in exasperatedly.
"I never said I gave BIRTH to them!!"
"Wait…you mean…you were FINALLY with a woman? Is THAT why you've been slacking so much??"
"Of COURSE not!! I only have eyes for you, Will~!"
"And that disgusting demon….and that Indian man….and pretty much anything else that breathes." Will stated as-a-matter-of-factly.  Grell opened his mouth to protest William's harsh assumptions, but instead a small mew! was heard.  Grell, in a weak attempt to cover up the mewing from his pocket, decided to go into a short coughing fit, despite how unattractive it was. William, suspicious, raised an eyebrow at the coughing reaper sitting across from him.

"Sutcliff….did you….did you just meow at me?"
"What?? No!! Of course not!! Don't be silly, Will, dear!!" Grell's sudden nervousness was almost tangible.
"Are you CERTAIN you did not just meow at me?"
"I'm sure I would know if I had just-" Grell was cut off of his defending line with yet another bell-sweet mewing, this time slightly louder. William just stared emotionless at Grell.
"Sutcliff….empty your pockets. Now." William ordered sternly. Grell gulped.
"Are you SURE you want me to do that?"
"Positive- unless, that is, there's something you're hiding that you'd like to enlight-"
"I'M PREGNANT!" The dramatic Shinigami announced rather loudly, adding to the drama by slamming both his fists on William's desk. William merely closed his eyes for a split moment and massaged his temples with his white-gloved hands.
"Just….empty your pockets. We all know that's physically impossible- remember, I ordered the nurses in the infirmary to specifically explain to you how it's not possible?"
"Anything's possible if you put your mind to it!! Including making you fall in love with me~." Grell leaned in towards William and blinked seductively, who in turn placed the non-bladed end of his scythe against Grell's forehead and extended the pole out, pushing Grell away from him to a satisfactory distance. Grell huffed in annoyance.
"Now stop trying to distract me and empty your pockets, Sutcliff." William ordered with a slight glare. Grell sighed and began fishing through his numerous coat pockets- he didn't have much of a choice. As Grell started placing the different objects on William's desk, he noticed out of the corner of his eye that his love seemed to pale a bit. Grell smirked slightly- he hoped that William would ask him to stop before he had to pull out his dear Sebastian.

"Sutcliff….WHAT is THIS??" William asked with a slightly disgusted curiosity in his tone, holding a small, white, cylindrical object in the air by a string.
"Hmm? Oh, that's a tampon, love. It's always best to be prepared- you never know when it just might hit!"
"When it just might hit….?" William repeated slowly himself, staring at the object, trying to figure out what Grell meant by that.
"You DO know that women have monthly periods, RIGHT??" Grell asked. Suddenly the realization of what Grell meant hit Will, and with pure disgust, he quickly tossed the tampon back into the slowly growing pile of Grell's things.
"WHY do you have something like that with you?! You're MALE, you don't have….feminine issues!!!"
"Why do you all insist I'm not a lady?! Just because I'm not sexually the same as one doesn't mean that I'm not one!!" Grell countered. William just shook his head and examined another object from the pile.
"What's this?" Will asked in a low, cautious tone.
"Pregnancy test~." Grell answered easily. William blinked slowly in response.
"I'm certain you probably have never even been with another man before, Sutcliff….being pregnant is the least of your concerns right now, or ever for that matter." William stated.

"Me? Never been with another man before? Oh PLEASE!" Grell leaned in close to William's face again and spoke in a low tone. "I'm not the only 'man' around here interested in other men you know." He then winked and gave William his space back- in turn, William resisted shuddering and instead paled out a slight bit more. Slighty disturbed- okay, more than slightly- Will tossed the pregnancy test back into the still somehow slowly growing pile of feminine supplies and beauty products. He never did understand how someone so…..Grell….could become one of, if not THE, top Reaper Officer in the Dispatch departments. He had to admit, if Grell wasn't always, well, himself, and was more focused on getting his work done, he would be one of the perfect examples of a Shinigami. In a way though, William was secretly glad that Grell was so much like himself and less focused on his work- if he wasn't, William would've lost his job to Grell for sure.
"Sutcliff, why do you keep so much with you?" William inquired interestedly.
"Because a woman has to be prepared for ANY situation!"
"So I s-" William started, but was interrupted by yet another mewing. William adjusted his glasses placement impatiently with his Death Scythe and glared at Grell.
"Show me the cat." William ordered sternly.
"But-!"
"NOW." William hissed. Grell cringed slightly and slowly brought Sebastian out from one of his coat pockets, holding him protectively with both his hands.
"Give it to me." Will ordered, extending one hand out to take the kitten from Grell.
"No! W-wait!!" Grell jumped back from William, eyes wide, tightly holding Sebastian to his chest.
"No?" William repeated, raising an eyebrow. Before Grell could react, William extended his Death Scythe out and whacked Grell rather hard in the head with it, forcing him to drop the night coloured kitten, and skillfully maneuvered his Scythe so that the kitten landed on it instead of the ground. He hurriedly retracted his Scythe and picked up the kitten, holding it in the air by its furry scruff, carefully examining it.

"Ow! HEY!!" The blood coloured Shinigami shrieked while rubbing his head.
"Silence, Sutcliff. You speak far too much." Will announced coldy while extensively examining the small cat. Grell stood silently pouting as his beloved Will examined the simply adorable kitten. How could he just look so emotionlessly at those large, sweet, amber eyes?!
"Where did you find this…thing?" William asked.
"I found the poor thing after one of my reapings, all cold and alone, so I took him in."
"How long have you had it?" William glanced up at Grell, who stood looking thoughtful for a moment.
"About two weeks, I think." Grell began nervously twisting his hands together and looked skittishly at William.
"You're…you're not gonna make me get rid of him…are you, Will??"
"Perhaps." Will replied easily. The next thing he knew, Grell was wrapped around his feet bawling like a small child.
"OH PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GET RID OF HIM WILL HE'S LIKE MY OWN CHILD AND HE HASN'T CAUSED ANY PROBLEMS YET AND I'VE BEEN TAKING SUCH GREAT CARE OF HIM AND HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL AND HE MAKES ME SO HAPPY OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEAAASSSEEEE DON'T MAKE ME GE-!!"
"SUTCLIFF!!" William yelled over top of Grell's cries. He didn't want 'it' to attract unwanted attention to his office….last thing he needed at the moment was some curious Shinigami peeking in to see THIS happening. Grell silenced and looked up at Will with tearful eyes.

"PLEASE control yourself!! You DO know the Dispatch policy on animals, don't you? Nothing larger or more dangerous than a fish is allowed."
"BUT-!!" Grell started as the tears flowed even quicker from his girlish eyes. William sighed- he still had much paperwork to finish going over, and quite frankly, he just wanted this cat business over and done with already. Animals just simply weren't allowed at Dispatch, and Sutcliff knew that as well as anyone else: but, William thought, Sutcliff IS the best Shinigami we have in the department right now…if he's upset like this, then he most likely wouldn't be getting much, if any, of his work done. He's always had a tendency to easily get attached to things, and we ALL remember the turtle incident- Sutcliff didn't leave his office for WEEKS after it had gotten taken away. We can't have that happen again, the Council would chew me out for it!

"I'll…..here." William said, handing the kitten back to the sobbing Grell, who seemed thoroughly confused.
"Huh??" The carmine Shinigami gasped with disbelief as he happily took Sebastian back.
"As far as anyone's concerned…I never saw this cat. And I'd better not ever see it again, nor should any-"
"OH WILL~!!" Grell exclaimed gleefully just before knocking the annoyed Shinigami to the ground with a strong hug.
"THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOOOOU!!!"
"GET!! OFF!! OF!! ME!! PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF!!" William demanded, trying to pry Grell away from his body. Grell, for once actually getting the message, jumped off of Will and settled for just lovingly cuddling with Sebastian. William stood back up and rubbed his head, sighing exasperatedly.
"If you don't pick up the work, I'll have to take that cat away from you." Will warned. Grell just nodded, still overjoyed that he could keep his beautiful Sebastian. What kindness! What generosity!
"Of course, I'll get right to it Will dear!" And with that the scarlet Shinigami waltzed out Will's office door, quickly tucking the small kitten away in his coat pocket.

"Ugh….I'll never understand why the others call him Senpai around here, I really never will…" William said aloud to himself, rubbing his temples in an attempt to ward off an approaching headache. Just as he sat back in his chair, he noticed a clash of yellow and black peek in from his open office door out of the corner of his eye.

"Yes, Knox?" William asked without looking up from his paperwork. He could see the figure of Ronald walk into his office with something in his hands.
"I just wanted to turn in my paperwork and I wanted to ask about-" Ronald began, but suddenly cut off.
"Ask about what?"
"Umm…..Sir?...what's that on your desk…?" Ronald asked with a slightly worried tone.
"Hmm?" William looked up and followed Ronald's gaze to the pile of feminine supplies that were still laying on his desk.
"Oh, that. Sutcliff was just in here and forgot to take those with him." William responded casually. Ronald continued staring at the pile for a moment longer, then just blinked slowly.
"Riiiiiight…." He said, stretching his arm to just lay the papers on William's desk before taking a fair-sized step backwards.
"I'm just gonna….leave you to it then…."
"But I-!" William started, but Ronald was already out the door, slamming it behind him.
"Great….juuuuuust great." William sighed out just before firmly planting his face into his desk.
For whatever reason, my version of Grell always keeps a little black kitten that he named Sebastian with him....and this is how Sebastian came to ALWAYS be with him. Just a cute little thing I wanted to type up~ Dedicated to :iconshinigamigirl23:, :iconalycatkelly:, and :iconmyersluver667: all for different reasons, of which I'm sure you all can figure out. ;)

Sebastian (cat) belongs to me
all other characters belong to Kuroshitsuji
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