The Scariest Movie EVA

*Amanda, Amy, Jamie, and Michael are all playing Monopoly*
Michael: Wait....I don't understand what this means...
Jamie: It means-
Amanda: IT MEANS YOU GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!
Amy: IT MEANS YOU GIVE ME ALL THE PLACES YOU BOUGHT!!
Michael: Oo Really?
Both: YUSSSSSSSS!!
Jamie: -_- No, it doesn't Uncle Michael.
Both: T^T
Amy: Had to ruin our plans for world domination, didn't ya?
Michael: So what DOES it mean then?
Jamie: It just means you go to jail.
Amanda: HA!
Amy: BURNED LIKE KRUEGEEEERRRRRRR!
Michael: Oo But I don't like jail...
Jamie: But you HAVE to go Uncle Michael, it's the rules.
Michael: Can't I just break out?
Jamie: No...
Amanda: Well the rules never said that you can't break out...
Amy: Oo Heeeyy, if he gets to be the convict who broke out of prison then I get to be the psychotic who broke out of the mental ward!!! ......Oo....wait...
Michael: -_- Not around Jamie, please....
Jamie: But you have t- *is interrupted by screaming coming form upstairs* Oo
Michael: oO Alesha?
Amanda: Pff, she's probably getting tortured by the evil spiders that live in her closet again.
Michael: I'll go check on her...I'll be right back. *goes upstairs*
Amy: Or it could be the evil shadow vipers that live under Jamie's bed and do horrible unspeakable things while everyone innocently slumbers.
Amanda: Could be that to... but what about the demonic ratsnake in the basement that drinks orphan blood to survive?
Jamie: O_O....
Amy: THAT REMINDS ME, Hey, Jamie, are you TECHNICALLY an orphan, cause if sooooo....
-upstairs-
Michael: *opens door to my room and walks in* Alesha?
Me: *sitting in dark room with tv on with a person sitting on bed next to me* OO *turns to Michael and both me and the person scream* AHHH!!
Michael: Oo Are you alright??
Me: O_o I..uhh..*blink blink* We're just watching a scary movie, that's all.
Michael: Oo...umm...we?
Me: Yeah, Julia and I. ^^
Julia: *waves* HAI MICHAEL!!!!
Michael: Oo...riiiiiiight...how did you...?
Julia: Through the window of course. ^^
Michael:....Alesha?
Me: Yeah?
Michael:....why can't any of your friends be slightly normal and use the front door for once??
Me: Cause no one would let them in.... and if they came in, Amanda would try to eat them...
Michael: Oo I see your point.... is anyone else here?
Freddy: *in distance* LEAVE!! ME!! ALONE!! GOD DAMMIT!!
Michael: o_O
Me: Yeah, Mollie's here too, but she couldn't take the movie so she left to stalk Freddy for a while.
Michael: Does she do that every time she comes over?
Me: Yup. So does Julia, but when Mollie's stalking Freddy she stalks Jason.
Julia: SQUISHY!!
Michael: Oo What movie are you watching anyways?
Julia: THE MOST HORRIFYING THING YOU COULD EVER POSSIBLY WITNESS, IT'LL MAKE YOU WANT TO CLAW YOUR OWN EYES OUT WITH YOUR HANDS, IT'LL MAKE YOU VOMIT EVERYWHERE, IT'LL MAKE YOU-
Me: Julia?
Julia: Yeeessss?
Me: I think you're being SLIGHTLY dramatic....but only slightly.
Michael: -_- Okay...try me.
Me: Justin Bieber documentry.
Julia: TWO WHOLE HOURS OF PURE HORROR!!! YOUR BRAIN WILL MELT, YOUR EYES WILL CATCH ON FIRE, YOUR SKIN WILL BECOME-
Me: -.-
Julia: I mean.... COOKIE!
Me: ANYWAYS....WANNA WATCH?!?
Michael: Oo Well, I- *hears thunking noise outside*
Mollie: *from outside* FATALITY!!
Freddy: *also from outside* WILL YOU EVER LET THAT GO?!?!?
Michael: O_o...I....uhh....actually I'm kinda busy at the moment.... *hears Justin singing from tv*
Julia&I: OO *scream and clutch each other* THEEEEEE PAAAAAIIIINNN!!!!!
Michael: Oo....riiiiiight...I'm just gonna.... *slowly starts to shut door*
Amanda: *bursts in door* WHERE'S THE GORE AND MINDLESS VIOLENCE?!
Amy: *pushes Michael out of way* I WANNA SEE TOOOOO!!....aww...no one's dead yet. T^T
Amanda: OO...A...Al-lesha?
Me: Yeah?
Amanda: *points to tv* What's THAT??
Julia: IT'S-
Me: -_-
Julia: Oo..... nevermind.
Me: We're watching a scary movie.... the Justin Bieb-
Amy: OO *picks Amanda up and throws her at tv*
Amanda: *crashes through tv*
Michael: OO AMANDA!
Me: Oo....WHYYYY did you do that??
Amy: I heard HIS name....
Michael: Amanda, are you okay???
Amanda: Am I inside the TV yet like that chick from that movie with the ghosts and the chairs?
Me: -.- Well that wasn't a generic description or anything...
Julia: You mean Poltergeist?
Amanda: YEAH THAT WHATEVER!!
Amy: DIG A LITTLE DEEPER AND YOU MIGHT BE!
Amanda: *tries getting deeper inside tv*
Michael: -_- If I wasn't here.... *pulls Amanda out of tv* you'd all probably be dead in about 10 seconds flat.
Amanda: ORLY??
Amy: Wanna make that bet? *evil grin*
Michael: No.
Amy: T^T
Michael: Oo Where's Jamie???
Amanda: Oh, we lo-
Freddy: *from outside* WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?!?!
Mollie: Because that's not in my list of skills... BUT I CAN PLAY GOLF!! FORE!! *hits Freddy in head with golf club*
Me: Oo I ain't cleaning that up.
Michael: -_-+ You were saying, Amanda?
Amanda:....umm..... something about chicken?
Amy: IS IT FRIED???
Amanda: OF COURSE IT IS!!
Amy:
Michael: I meant about Jamie...
Amanda: Ummm....OH YEAH! We locked her down in the basement with the wiggly thingy that eats small children! ^^
Amy: Don't you mean the rat snake that drinks orphan blood?
Michael: OO JAMIE!! *rushes downstairs*
Amanda: Neeeuuuu.... I meant Greg the worm that runs the daycare center a few blocks down.
Amy: Oo There's a worm that runs a daycare center?
Amanda:...wtf are you talking about??
Amy: You just said that there's a worm...named Greg...and he runs a daycare center....
Amanda: Still have no idea what you're talking about...unless you mean Charlie the hobo that lives in the cardboard box next to school?
Julia: Oo She goes to school?
Me: Yeah....and she gets GREAT grades too..
Amanda: F FOR FANTASTIC!
Me: If you stopped TORTURING the teachers everytime they ask you a question you don't know then MAYBE you'd do good in school!
Amanda: Hey, Mrs. Barlow was just BEGGING to be stuffed inside a gym bag and left in the closet over summer break....I wonder how she's doing in there anyways?
Me: o____o..I give up.
Amy: BUT BUT BUT Who's Charlie?
Amanda: Charlie?
Amy: The guy...you just talked about...
Amanda:... Bob, the magic ball of lint that lives in our basement?
Amy:...... nevermind.....
Amanda: Well where did you have your mind last? I'm sure you had it at SOME point.
Me: