Through the window

Me: OMG THAT'S SOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!
Haunt: IKR?!? And it took me FOREVER to draw, but it's SOOOOO worth it!!!!! ^^
Me: I wonder how they'd feel about it....?
Haunt: Oo I don't wanna know.
Me: Yeah, good point.... you might end up in 7 different countries at the same time.
Haunt: Oo"
Me: But anyways... SO CUUUTE!!! *fangirl squee*
Haunt: ^^
Freddy: *leaning in doorway to my room* Okay wtf are you two girls screaming so much about that DOESN'T involve me killing both of you?
Haunt: OO
Me: NOTHING! Nope...nothing at all....
Haunt: OO Is that him?
Me: Yeah, that's Freddy. Don't worry, he's a total sweetheart, always loving and caring and SOOO compassionate for other's feelings.
Freddy: -.-+ Stfu, bitch.
Me: See what I mean? So caring and compassionate... ^^
Freddy: Yeah, come a little closer and I'll show you my 'loving' side. *evil grin*
Haunt: Oo
Me: -_- Perv.
Freddy: *nods to Haunt* And who are you, girlie?
Haunt:
Me: You can just call her Haunt.
Freddy: Oo Haunt? Why Haunt?
Haunt: That's a nice Christmas sweater you're wearing, crispy elf boy.
Freddy: -.-+ Touche.
Haunt: ^^
Freddy:...Oo...wait a second....I was downstairs this whole time, and no one ever came in.... how'd you get in my house????
Haunt: I came in through the window! ^^
Freddy: WHAT IS WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND COMING IN THROUGH YOUR WINDOW?!?
Me: It's easily accessible....
Haunt: And she always lets me in ^^
Me: It's even got an open buffet bar.
Haunt: And a hot tub! ^^
Me: Oo Hot tub? I thought I told them a swimming pool?!
Haunt: Nope, it's a hot tub.
Freddy: -_- I don't believe you. EITHER of you.
Me: *opens window* HEY, AMY, HOW'S THE WATER OUT THERE?!?
Amy: IT'S GREAT!!
Amanda: AND THE FOOD IS FREAKING AWESOME TODAY TOO!!
Amy: WE'VE EVEN GOT THIS GREAT VIEW OF A CLOWN BEING BEAT UP BY A BUNCH OF KIDS WHO GOT BORED OF PLAYING WITH THEIR DUCK SHAPED PINATA!!
Amanda: I THOUGHT IT WAS A ALLIGATOR?
Amy: NO A DUCK.
Amanda: Turtle?
Amy: Duck.
Amanda: Goldfish?
Amy: -_-...DU....CK....DUCK.
Amanda:....... horse?
Amy:
Me: AWESOME!! HAVE FUN AND DON'T EAT ALL THE FOOD, IT KEEPS GHOSTFACE OUT OF MY ROOM AT NIGHT!
Amanda: OKAY!
Me: *shuts window* See? ^^
Freddy: ._. When the fuck did you get those things installed....and why did I never notice?? IT'S MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!!
Me: Well I asked you about it....
Haunt: But you were too busy crying over that Titanic movie to notice.
Me: So we went ahead and signed for everything! ^^
Freddy: I WAS NOT CRYING DURING TITANIC!!
Me: ORLY???
Haunt: So then what was that sobbing sound you made while tears dripped from your crispy eyes?
Me: That does NOT sound delicious.
Haunt: Agreed.
Freddy: THAT WAS....WAS....uhh....fuck....
Me: EXACTLY!
Freddy: TT Oo Hey, *snatches piece of paper from Haunt's hands* what's this?
Both: OO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Freddy: Oo....is....is that ME???
Haunt: *nervously*...yes...
Freddy:...in a DRESS???
Haunt:...Y-yes
Freddy: And..... Oo Michael AND Jason....all 3 of us.....in girls clothes?
Haunt:.........yes....
Freddy: WHY?!?
Me: WELCOME TO FANSERVICE IT'S A WONDERFUL PLACE FULL OF MAGIC AND JOY BUT SADLY WE HAVE RUN OUT OF THE MAGIC AND JOY PLEASE COME BACK SOME OTHER DAY THANK YOU!!! *snatches paper from him*
Freddy: TT The LEAST you could've done is make me look good in it.....
Haunt: O_o
Me: I didn't know you liked gender benders, Freddy.....
Freddy: I don't...buuuuuut *takes paper back* I'm sure Myers and Voorhees would LOVE to see this!!! *runs off with paper*
Haunt: OO I WANNA LIIIIIVEEEEE!!!
Me: I'LL BURN ALL YOUR PORN!!!!
Freddy: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE IT IS!!
Me: Inside the mattress, next to the hole in the bottom you cut out. ^^
Jamie: O.O There's popcorn inside Freddy's bed? COOL!!! I WANT SOME!! *runs to his room*
Me: OO HAUNT TAKE CARE OF JAMIE I'LL GET FREDDY!!
Haunt: Oo Okay!! *runs after Jamie* Umm...HEY!! WAIT!...LITTLE GIRL!!...PERSON....HUMAN SQUISHY THING!!
Jamie: *stops and looks at her* O.O Oooooohh....I like your hair!!!! It's so COOL with all the, the yellowness and the blue in it, it's pretty!! ^^
Haunt: o///o Well, thank you!! ^///^
Jamie: ALESHA WHY DO ALL YOUR FRIENDS HAVE COOOOOOL HAIR???
*crashing down steps is heard*
Haunt: Oo Let's see if they're alright..... *grabs Jamie and walks with her to stairs* Alesha?
Me: *on top of Krueger, pinning him down on ground* THAT IS WHY WE DON'T RUN DOWN THE STAIRS JESUS CHRIST HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT!??!
Freddy: You know, this isn't the worse position I've ever been stuck in. *sexy face*
Haunt: O_e
Me: -_- Why do all you psychotic slashers have a thing for me....why? REALLY?? WHY??
Freddy: Sexy, hard to get, get yourself stuck in situations all the time,-
Me: -.- That was a rhetorical question.
Freddy: Whosa what now?
Me: Never mind.... *reaches for paper*
Freddy: *pulls it away* Ah-ah, not yet.
Me: -_-+ Ohdearlord what NOW??
Freddy: *sexy face*
Me: Oo NO WAY.
Freddy: Just a kiss?
Me: *gags*
Freddy: It can't be THAT bad!
Me: It's probably like making out with a toilet seat covered in mashed potatoes...
Freddy: -_- Thank you.....for the compliment...
Mollie: FATAILTY!!!
Freddy: OO WHY!!! DO YOU KEEP!!! FOLLOWING!!! ME!!! AROUND?!?
Mollie: Cause you're fun to annoy, DUH! ^^
Freddy: How did you even get IN?!?
Haunt: Through the window. ^^
Freddy: TT I'm going to board that thing up, first chance I get...
Me:.. *quickly reaches over him, trying to grab paper* DAMMIT!!! FOR YOUR SHORTNESS, WHY CAN'T I REACH?!?
Freddy: O.O Keep reachin, keeeep reachin....
Me: Oo....TT PERVERT!!! *elbows him in eye*
Freddy: OW!!
Mollie: FATALITY!!
Freddy: DAMMIT!!
Jamie: Umm...Alesha?
Me: Yuuuus?
Jamie: Uncle Michael wants to know why Ghostface is sitting in a hot tub eating a hamburger while fighting with Amanda and Amy over the flat-screen TV on the roof.
Freddy: YOU EVEN PUT A FLAT SCREEN UP THERE!?!?
Mollie: Yup!! ^^
Freddy: But...but...where did you get the money??!
Me: NONEYO!!
Freddy: Noneyo?
Me: NONE YO BUSINESS!!
Freddy: -.- Mollie? I know you won't lie to me.... where did she get the money from?
Me: DON'T TELL H-
Mollie: Your credit card! ^^
Me:...him...
Freddy: O_O
Me: Not like you ever buy anything anyways.....
Freddy:...you have two seconds.....
Me: OO *gets off him and runs*
Freddy: ONE TWO!!
Mollie: FREDDY'S COMIN FOR YOU!
Freddy: -.-+ Yes..... *chases after me*